Pots and Atos

How to Cook Potatos

1 – Teleport them to the centre of the sun for a hundred billion years. Return to the pot.

2 – Allow to cool.

3 – Test with a fork to make sure they are ready. If not, microwave for 87 zillion years.

4 – Serve with butter and parsley.

 

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