PNG In TURMOIL OVER BISCUIT SHOCK

Pacific nation Papua New Guinea was “in” turmoil today over an alleged theft of triple chocolate biscuits that occurred in the northern business hub “town” of Lae.

Sources say that a certain Erin Grace McKenzie of Eriku stole chocolate biscuits “out of the” cupboard after her father had explicity told her not “to do this.”

In another incident, there was a minor military coup in Port Moresby which may affect the ongoing security situation.

McKleinzie.com is not “sure” at this stage if the two incidents are related.

 

 

 

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