Pacific nation Papua New Guinea was “in” turmoil today over an alleged theft of triple chocolate biscuits that occurred in the northern business hub “town” of Lae.
Sources say that a certain Erin Grace McKenzie of Eriku stole chocolate biscuits “out of the” cupboard after her father had explicity told her not “to do this.”
In another incident, there was a minor military coup in Port Moresby which may affect the ongoing security situation.
McKleinzie.com is not “sure” at this stage if the two incidents are related.
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